Even though you won’t catch me physically wearing pastels judging by the mountain of cat-hair covered black clothing on my bedroom floor, I can’t stop looking at these gorgeous pastel pipes. Something about pastel smoking accessories feels extra special and luxurious in an industry where dudebros like to slap Rasta colors on everything.
Warning: There is a pipe that looks like a pussy a few pics down, so if you’re not in a position where you want to scroll past visible pussy lips, here’s an article about a nun who grew weed in New Zealand.
Ombre Ceramic Pipe by Haciendaware
At 3.5 inches long these babes are tiny, but that just means they’re cute and travel well.
Grace Pastel Bong from Pretty Pipe Shop
If I knew how to whistle, I would whistle SO HARD at this pastel bong from Marijuana Mommy‘s new Pretty Pipe Shop. SO GORG.
Pussy Pipe by Caitlin Rose Sweet
Much like the stereotype of cannabis smokers needs to be reclaimed, so does the word pussy. According to Caitlin’s website, her work “explores the messy intersections of pop culture, craft, and queerness” while also exploring the relationship of “the body, gender, sexuality, race, and class.”
Succulent Half Circle Pipe by Yew Yew Shop
Yew Yew has an unconventional collection of minimalist ceramic pipes, all made by hand in the United States. Their motto is “smoking, simplified” and they create products that are beautiful, well designed, and stylish for display.
Honey Bear Bubbler from Shop Glassy
Whenever I see this guy I hear “I Love You, Honeybear” by Father John Misty. What’s great about Glassy is that 10% of their sales go to ACLU Nationwide. Also available in pink and teal!
Great Lash Pipe by Seth Bogart
Get the fuck out of here with this brilliance. How many times have you wiped this exact mascara from your face after a fight with your high school boyfriend? Oh, you had enough foresight to spring for the waterproof? GOOD FOR YOU.
Ring Pipe by Lindsey Hampton
This is the kind of pipe that will confuse the hell out of your parents if you leave it out when they come over, and that’s part of its charm.
GeoPipe by Van Der Pop
You never realize how nice it is to have a pipe that doesn’t wobble until you try something like this and you can just… set it down on the table without feeling like you’re balancing a wine glass on stilts. That gorgeous pink doesn’t hurt, either.